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[DUCK SIM 2008]

Compared to your other games...

the programming and artwork found here is SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR. Damn. Don't stop doing what you're doing cause you're def going in the right direction. All your other games are SUCH SHIT compared to this one.

[NG Sketchbook Tour 08]

That was actually...

Pretty amazing. It fit in so well, all the menus were perfect and the AS was great to string it all together. Must say though, I wish that block game had a better ending :(

Also to all the artists who participated... WOW I mean some of the art there was just so amazing, I can't imagine how you fit it onto that little sheet of paper. Especially loved the black hand one.

PS. Aww luis, I didn't know you still remembered that :P

[Hot Air Bloon]

Overkill.

You've done Bloons in so many different styles, almost to death with this one too. I think it's really time to move on out of your comfort zone of all these colorful "bloons" and really focus on other concepts like ur popcorn one or stuff like that. Otherwise, you'll always be known for only those "hordes of bloons games" that will, in 1/2 years, be totally forgotten about.

[Rox]

Great Variation

A twist on a very stale concept. Great job.

My favorite part though would have to be the nuke option. I think that the game goes a little slow in terms of progression and the graphics themselves are just so god damn boring, but if the playing field was larger and say it only took 30 gems to get the nuke option, the excitement wouldn't die down as easily.

Either way, pretty fun for 5 min =) 8/10

[Madness Regent]

I've finally beaten it.

I didn't want to review till I beat the whole thing, but man, you guys did quite an amazing job on this. The coding was superb for one thing,amazing job Tom, all those camera movements and enemy AI really brought the game to life. But the game would not be complete without those crisp graphics of yours MindChamber. I have not seen such amazing colors and designs in a flash game for quite some time.

Great work to the both of you. That was one hell of a game, major accomplishment in both areas of the game.

10/10

-Coolio

[41st Reality]

I really enjoyed it.

Neon2 and Abstract Sea are my two fave top down shooters on the web. Combining them was a good idea and the gameplay was great, don't get me wrong, but as times change and top down shooters are yesterday's news, it just didnt keep me as entertained as I would have liked.

Great game though, 10!

[Flash Help Xtreme]

Xtreme? Really?

Nothing Xtreme about this flash tutorial. Neither is it Ultimate. This is just a very very simple tut on the very basics of flash, and there isn't much to it.

And don't name sections as Advanced or Pro, cause seriously, there wasn't anything advanced or pro in those sections.

World-Amazing-Games responds:

like I asked if you already know the flash do not vote bad lol.

[Crunch]

The concept was mediocore.

It was alright, kept me entertained for about 1 minute.

But please for the love of god, if you are going to choose a bad song in your game add a mute button. I don't want to hear someone telling me 1000000000000000 times "YOU CAN DO IT"

That's really the reason I turned off the game.

Cryzabey responds:

Yea :/
I forgot the mute button.
Give me two minutes and I'll have a copy up with it edited in, Lol.

I can't say I blame you =P

[MindFeed]

I feel as bad as Eggy was.

Man. If only you googled string typing in AS before you did all this. You couldve been done this whole project in a matter of a few days!

=(

I got a 23.

K-Guare responds:

23, it's a sign of the devil :D Jk,
but when i started this (a billion years ago)
i had almost no actionscript experience.
Next one(?) i might make a text engine, so this
would be a hell of a lot easier to make.
Thanks for reviewing :]

[NG level/exp calculator]

Very useless.

Firstly when I saw it I didn't see the point.

When I started up the file, the calculations were so mindnumbingly simple that it felt like there was no point to it. (desired level exp - current level exp)/10 to find the days. Like CMON

Secondly, this program is based on being accurate I would assume. Well tough luck. The innaccurate calculations in this are that it starts off from the level you are at but not taking into account any experience you have gained since leveling. Therefore it will often count more days / points than it should.

It's a gadget that is pretty much useless to anyone besides those who cant count, which, when looking at the reviews before mine, seem to be a large majority of the NG population. Grats.

andy70707 responds:

Urr, thanks I guess. But trust me, I had over 400 lines of if statements for the exp, and it wouldn't work with just 1 variable so I had to do it from levels 1-60 with the exp THREE TIMES!